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Mooie is a married woman from Iowa, USA.
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Bart: You could be my father figure
Homer: No way! I'm not getting my fingerprints on that train wreck
Later...
Homer: [to Bart] Pipe down Amtrak!
"The Simpsons - Moe Baby Blues"


The distant hills call to me.
Their rolling waves seduce my heart.
Oh, how I want to graze in their lush valleys.
Oh, how I want to run down their green slopes.
Alas, I cannot.
Damn the electric fence!
Damn the electric fence!
~ Cow Poem


No matter what they take from me,
they can't take away my dignity.
Woohoo! In your face, dignity-takers!
I'm going on Jerry Springer!

Me, I'll have a Kahlua and milk
'cause champagne always stains my silk -- LL Cool J

GWBush is a global disaster.


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